Thursday, February 18, 2010

Outta the Mouths of Babes.2

Another Wendiwinn-inspired snippets post...


Setting: In Gracie's bedroom, putting together her new bed. Will, who is using the electric drill on all the screws, holds the drill up and presses the trigger in the air, causing the drill to 'whirrrr' in Gracie's direction.

Gracie: Don't do that to me!

Will: What?

Gracie: Don't screw me!


Setting: Dinner table.

Annelie: I'm all done!

Me: You finished everything?

Annelie: Yup. I ate my pizza. It went down my tummy and all the way to my foot.


Setting: Me in my studio, listening. Annelie in her room, playing with her dolls.

Annelie (to dolls in most dramatic voice possible) : You're ruining my LIFE!


Setting: Kitchen.

Gracie: I have an itch on my back.

Me: I have a twitch on my back.

Gracie: Hey! Itch and twitch rhyme!

Me: Yup.

Gracie: And bitch also rhymes!


Okay, that's all for this week, folks!




Melissa H. said...

"Don't screw me!" LOL

Kids are priceless.

Kearsie said...

This week my 8 year old said "I need to get the hell out of here".

Denise Felton said...


Oh Mandie! said...

hahaha! The bitch one was definatly priceless :)

Gotta love those little kid mouths

Jonathon Arntson said...

Thanks for three laugh out loud moments!

Melissa said...

LOL! You're kids definitely say the darndest things. "Don't screw me." Oh, how funny!

TMCPhoto said...

I have one word:


The Peanut also eats until her ankles are full up. And can I just ask did you keep a straight face for the bitch line? 'cuz I know I wouldn't be able to

ElegantSnobbery said...

TMC, it was VERY hard not to keep a straight face. :D I had to leave the room.

AlyGatr said...

I'm telling you, I should just carry around a recorder for all of the funny conversations we have these days! Those are classic.

Hardygirl said...

Too cute!!!


Much More Than Mommy said...

Setting: My couch, reading your blog.

Me: ROFL!!!

Thanks, I needed that today!

Janna said...

Ha ha ha ha!! "Don't screw me!" They were all funny, but that one just cracked me up the most! Thanks for the laughs!

elsiee said...

why yes! bitch also does rhyme!!

Jessica (Hey Lola) said...

I love the snippets.

Snippets make me want to babysit more.

w said...

oh man. hahaahahaha. hilarious. i think i may have heard the "you're ruining my life" barbie talk with my oldest...

casserole said...

Little girls and their mouths! LOVE IT!! I laughed at every single little snippet of conversation - they sound so much like the conversations at our house. Love that Gracie and Annelie have a mama who revels in their words - what lucky little girls!!

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