Monday, April 26, 2010

Outta The Mouths of Babes - The Annelie Exclusive

Another Wendiwinn-inspired snippets post... This one is all of Annelie, my highly entertaining 3-year old.

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Me: Here is your drawing paper. [passes Annelie her paper]

Annelie [in a slow, robotic voice]: Thank youuuuu........ [whispers dramatically] Annelie is out of batteries.

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After reading the fruit chapter of kid's encyclopedia


Me: My favorite fruits are cherries and strawberries.

Gracie: My favorite fruits are pineapples, watermelons and cherries.

Annelie: My favorite fruits are marshmallows.

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Scene: at home. I'm lamenting over the fact that I still can't find my newly bought shipping envelopes, after searching for twenty minutes.

Me: If I don't find these shipping envelopes, I'm going to LOSE it!

Annelie: I thought you did already lose it...

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Annelie [striding proudly down the hall]: Mommy, I just killed a bug in the bathroom. I used Daddy's toothbrush to squish it.

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Me [shouting]: ANNELIE! Do NOT blow your nose on your sister's arm!

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Scene - drawing table. Annelie is whining about not having the pencil colors she needs for the picture she's drawing.

Me [groaning]: Annelie, you have got to stop whining! I can't take it anymore.

Annelie [crossing her arms and sticking out her lower lip]: I'm drawing you a picture, but I'm not going to make it beautiful.

(because that is the worst "I'm mad at Mommy" punishment, apparently)

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Okay, that's all. Have a kid-related blog post today? Head on over to The Mama Dramalogues for Mama Drama Monday and link it!

Happy Monday, folks!

xoxo,


16 comments:

TMCPhoto said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha daddy's toothbrush

Nikki said...

She is too much...so funny!

customdesigns4ubynan said...

I love it - marshmallows

Erica said...

That is SOOO CUTE! The blowing the nose on the sisters arm and running out of batteries part made me laugh out louD!

AlyGatr said...

My favorite Amelia-ism of the week "Momma you DON'T know everything". Well, duh, I could have told you that!

I'm telling ya, we need to write these things down in one big book to pass back to their kids someday :)

Winklepots said...

Love the toothbrush/bug one. Too funny. And running out of batteries. That girl is a hoot. :o)

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Christopher And Tia said...

Awwww, my kids don't say things even HALF as cute as that, haha.

They call me mommy... said...

LOL too funny! I especially LOVE Annelie's favorite fruit! But killing a bug with daddy's toothbrush comes in a close second! Your girls are adorable!

jean said...

Thanks for sharing these gems!Looks like she's developing quite the sense of humor!

Cathy said...

love them all! Annelie is a classic...i especially liked her faourite fruit :)

Tina Laurel Lee said...

Fun to live in your house! I don't know how you get any writing done.

Oh Mandie! said...

I think I spit water out of my face and onto my computer screen when I read the toothbrush one :P

See Mom Smile said...

Tell her marshmellows are my favorite fruit too!

w said...

hahahaha.

man. annelie is hilarious. also. if my girls ran out of batteries, i'd probably not rush to buy new ones.

SewSweetStitches said...

EXACTLY what TMCPhoto said!
Oh how I love it when you post these things!

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