Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Outta the Mouths of Babes.5

With Gracie in kindergarten all day, I spend most of my time with three-year-old Annelie... and she's pretty entertaining.

Or else I'm just easily entertained. Or both. Probably both.

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(Annelie is learning about mixing colors to get other colors)

Scene: Bathroom, getting ready for bed. Annelie spits out blue mouthwash along with some dinner she was saving in her cheeks - came out green.

ANNELIE: WOW! Food plus blue makes GREEN!

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ME: Annelie, have you seen my face cream? My skin is dry and I need it, but can't find it anywhere.

ANNELIE: No. You should use ice cream instead.

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ME: Annelie, I'm putting on my headphones, so if you need me when Dora's over, tap me on my shoulder.

ANNELIE: [laughs hysterically]

ME: Um, what's so funny?

ANNELIE: You said 'tap me on my shoulder.' [continues laughing hysterically]

(I'm still missing the punchline)

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ANNELIE: I love you.

ME: Aw! I love you, too!

ANNELIE: I wasn't talking to you, Mom. I was talking to my toy pig.

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GRACIE: I really love Justin Bieber!

ANNELIE: He sounds like a girl.

GRACIE: NO HE DOESN'T!

[epic cat fight!!]

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ANNELIE: I'm having very clever thoughts today!

ME: Uh oh.

(and if you've been reading my blog for more than a few weeks, I'm sure you know where Annelie's clever thoughts lead!)

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ME: Argh, I'm going crazy!!

ANNELIE: You're not crazy, Mom!

[rethinks statement]

Well, your glasses make you look pretty crazy.

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ANNELIE: I can count to one, you know.

ME: Okay, go.

ANNELIE: FIVE!

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ANNELIE: Mom, remember how I like eating tabbies?

ME: Um, you like to eat cats?

ANNELIE [rolls eyes]: No! I like to eat tabbies! The Halloween candy!

ME: I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about.

ANNELIE [rolls eyes again]: Ugh! You KNOW what I'm talking about! Remember? I like to eat TABBIES!

(turns out she likes to eat Laffy Taffies)

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Okay, that's all for today, folks! Happy Wednesday!

xoxo,


7 comments:

Beka said...

*laughs*
Oh, children. They crack me up.
My favorite is the cat fight one....because he truly does sound like a girl....and the ice-cream for you face:) That's pretty awesome. Sounds kinda summer-time though. LOL

Meeling said...

OK...totally needed that this afternoon.

Thanks for the laughs and the afternoon pick me up!

Kids are precious!

Much More Than Mommy said...

I love these things! EPIC CAT FIGHT! Hahahahah!

AlyGatr said...

Nice to know you rank second to the toy pig :) Tabbies...nice. I'm happy that she hasn't turned to dining on Somer! Funny stuff.

Wilvis said...

Hilarious! 'Tap me on my shoulder' your so funny Marisa!

Angela Ackerman said...

Bwahahaa, this brought back memories. I loved the Pig one...ouch, but so funny.

Angela @ The Bookshelf Muse

Janna said...

Your "outta the mouths of babes" need a spew alert. I almost covered my keyboard in tea from laughing so much. Annelie is hilarious!!

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